100% Chance This Is Not Water – 24oz Bottle 🥤😉

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Sip with a wink! This clear 24 fl oz water bottle delivers hydration with a side of humor, featuring the cheeky phrase “100% Chance This Is Not Water.” Perfect for the gym, office, road trips, or wherever you want to keep your drink—and the mystery—flowing.

Generous Capacity – Holds 24 fl oz to keep you refreshed longer.
Lightweight & Durable – Clear BPA-free plastic built for everyday use.
Leak-Resistant Cap – Secure screw-on lid keeps drinks where they belong.
Easy to Carry – Built-in strap for on-the-go convenience.
Fun Conversation Starter – Great gift for friends with a playful sense of humor.

Whether it’s iced coffee, tea, or… something stronger, this bottle keeps your beverage close and your secret safe.

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🐾 ABOUT PAW & PORCH CO

Welcome to Paw & Porch Co — where handmade meets heart 🤍

I started this little business with a simple goal: to help provide for my family while doing something I truly love. Creating one-of-a-kind, customizable pieces that bring joy to everyday moments means more to me than I can put into words.

Our name (and logo) comes from the real stars of the show — our three dogs: Shadow, Moose, and Happy Feet 🐶🐶🐶 They’re the inspiration behind everything we do and are usually close by while I’m creating your orders.

At Paw & Porch Co, every item is made with care and intention. From glass tumblers and kids water bottles to shirts and sweatshirts, each piece is handmade and customizable, so you can make it uniquely yours. No two items are exactly alike — just like the people (and pets) who use them.

This shop is for:

🐾 Animal lovers

🌾 Country souls

🤍 Anyone who appreciates handmade, meaningful products

When you support Paw & Porch Co, you’re not just buying a product — you’re supporting a small, family-run business built on love, creativity, and a whole lot of paw prints.

Thank you for being here and for supporting my dream. It truly means the world 🐾✨

— Paw & Porch Co

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