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100% Chance This Is Not Water – 24oz Bottle 🥤😉

100% Chance This Is Not Water – 24oz Bottle 🥤😉

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Sip with a wink! This clear 24 fl oz water bottle delivers hydration with a side of humor, featuring the cheeky phrase “100% Chance This Is Not Water.” Perfect for the gym, office, road trips, or wherever you want to keep your drink—and the mystery—flowing.

  • Generous Capacity – Holds 24 fl oz to keep you refreshed longer.

  • Lightweight & Durable – Clear BPA-free plastic built for everyday use.

  • Leak-Resistant Cap – Secure screw-on lid keeps drinks where they belong.

  • Easy to Carry – Built-in strap for on-the-go convenience.

  • Fun Conversation Starter – Great gift for friends with a playful sense of humor.

Whether it’s iced coffee, tea, or… something stronger, this bottle keeps your beverage close and your secret safe.

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